In this thrilling sequel to The Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage, two serial killers (mostly) who have repented for their crimes discover something deadlier than murder: a midlife crisis.
"As funny as it is relatable...a perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to pursue a hobby while raising a young child."
- Tasha Curiel, author of “Reconciling the Psychopaths*
Homework assignments. Housework. Murders. You can do everything!*Hazel and Fox have it all: two kids, a beautiful house, and a nightly habit of getting rid of people who deserve it.
However, achieving work-life balance is difficult when you want to kill bad men and raise good children.
With a domineering mother at school stalking Hazel, and Fox suffering from performance anxiety after a botched murder, things get worse. Psychotherapy isn't working, and journaling has taken on a whole new meaning...But when they accidentally attract a dangerous group to their doorstep, the couple must pull themselves together - and fast. Because survival in the suburbs is no longer just a challenge, but a real struggle for the lives of their families.
It turns out that self-reliance begins with survival.
